"These princes and princesses of pop are going to be famous..."

"And do you know why they are going to be famous?"

(No, no, tell us Dr Death Bang)

"I'll tell you why"

"Because they'll fuck anyone to be famous" [DRUM HIT]

"They'll fuck all of you to be famous".

"They'll even fuck men with saggy bottoms [or other variation]. To be famous"

(Lovely lovely lovely)